The Face Stealer

The Face Stealer

Our newest device here at B & L ™, the Face Stealer, will solve all your problems with the click of a button. Literally. Let’s say you’re hiding from your date’s parents, and you need a way out. Well, just point your Face Stealer at their obnoxious brother and click the big red button on the shaft! In a span of two seconds, billions of microscopic sensors will scan the facial features of your target, down to the very last imperfection. And voila, a fresh silicone mask will shoot out the back of the device ready to be worn. Just place it on and stroll out of the house like you belong. The device is rechargeable and can pump out 5 masks before a refill is required. It takes 3 hours to recharge and all that’s needed to refill it is some of our specialised Silicone Gel for only $29.99! Our device has two modes: The Quickie and The Long Con. The Quickie is perfect for on the fly disguises, pumping out a mask that is almost an exact replica of the true persons face in as little as 10 seconds. The Long Con is perfect for getting a 99.9% accurate face mask, although it takes 4 hours to complete. Our Silicone is made 100% biodegradable and even edible, allowing you to dump it in the ocean when you’re done or even have a little snack (flavours sold separately). Buy now!